🚀 2032 Asteroid Update: Wow, What a Letdown

Welp, folks, it’s over. The cosmic drama. The doomsday hype. The one exciting excuse we had to ignore our credit card debt. Turns out, the terrifying asteroid that had us all considering underground bunkers and Mad Max wardrobes now has a 0.0039% chance of hitting Earth. 0.0039%. That’s not even a rounding error. That’s a statistical shrug.

So, NASA, go ahead - pack up the whiteboards, cancel the emergency meetings, and take the rest of the decade off. Doomsday preppers, maybe pivot to real threats, like, I don’t know, the price of eggs? Hollywood, you can stop brainstorming ways to fit The Rock into yet another asteroid disaster movie. Looks like we won’t need a slow-motion scene of him punching space.

Honestly, this asteroid had one job - ONE JOB - and it couldn’t even commit. Now we’re stuck with our usual boring planet problems: climate change, AI overlords, and people who still don’t use their turn signals. Thanks for nothing, space rock.

So yeah, it’s over. Everybody back to work. Ugh.

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