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🚀 2032 Asteroid Update: Wow, What a Letdown
Welp, folks, it’s over. The cosmic drama. The doomsday hype. The one exciting excuse we had to ignore our credit card debt. Turns out, th...
Asteroid Questions Own Existence - Odds Now at 0.27%
In today’s episode of NASA’s Wild Guessing Game, the 2032 asteroid has once again changed its mind. After days of yo-yoing between apocal...
The 2032 Asteroid Ping-Pong Championship: Earth vs. Space
Well, folks, the universe is at it again. Overnight, the odds of the 2032 asteroid smacking into Earth have plummeted from a nerve-wracki...
Asteroid 2024 YR4: Now With 3.1% More Apocalypse!
Great news, everyone! NASA has once again crunched the numbers, and the chance of asteroid 2024 YR4 obliterating a city has gone up - aga...
BREAKING: Scientists Release "Risk Corridor" Video for 2032 Asteroid
Great news, everyone! The experts have graced us with a brand-new "risk corridor" video for the 2032 asteroid, because what’s more reassu...
NASA Ups the Odds: Asteroid 2032 Now 2.6% More Likely to Wreck Your Weekend Plans
Great news, everyone! NASA has crunched the numbers and, as of February 18th, the chances of asteroid 2024 YR4 smacking into Earth on Dec...
Breaking News: The Moon Might Take One for the Team
Forget the doomsday asteroid headed for Earth—there’s a small but real chance this space rock might smack into the moon instead. That’s r...
NASA Reveals Which Countries Might Win the 2032 Asteroid Lottery
Good news, everyone! We might have seven years left before space throws a rock at us. NASA has confirmed that asteroid 2024 YR4 has a 1 i...
Everything You Ever Needed to Know About the 2032 Asteroid
So, there's this asteroid. And in classic space-rock fashion, it's decided to take a questionable path through our solar system that tech...
China Assembles Planetary Defense Team – Because Space Rocks Don’t Care About Borders
China is officially getting in on the “let’s not get hit by an asteroid” game. With asteroid 2024 YR4 now topping the European Space Agen...
Asteroids vs. Humanity: A History of Near Misses and Close Calls
Humanity has spent millennia worrying about all sorts of existential threats - plagues, world wars, reality TV - but the one thing we're ...
NASA Calls in the Big Guns: The James Webb Telescope is Now on Asteroid Watch
Because nothing says "We take this seriously" like bringing in the most powerful space telescope ever built to keep an eye on this thing....
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