ABOUT 2032 ASTEROID
Here at Asteroid 2032 HQ, we take impending doom very seriously - by selling t-shirts and trucker hats about it. While NASA and the Deep Space Defense Team (which totally exists and is definitely competent) scramble to figure out a plan, we’re over here making sure you look cool, calm, and stylish when the sky starts falling.
Are we scientists? No. Are we experts in planetary defense? Also no. But are we really good at printing sarcastic slogans on comfy clothes? Absolutely. Our mission? To help you laugh in the face of possible extinction. Whether the asteroid actually hits or just gives us another decade of existential crisis, you’ll have a top-tier wardrobe for the end times.
So buy a shirt, grab a tote, and remember - if all else fails, at least you’ll go out looking amazing.
Our Mission
At Asteroid 2032, we believe that if Earth is going out, it might as well go out in style.
Our mission is simple: bring high-quality, sarcastic, and slightly unhinged merch to the masses while we all wait to see if NASA actually has a plan.
Whether the asteroid veers off course or gives us an early retirement, you deserve to laugh, panic-shop, and look great doing it.
Our Vision
We dream of a world where people can sip their morning coffee from an "I Survived Asteroid 2032" mug, instead of watching a fireball descend from the heavens.
Will we get that future? Who knows!
But until then, we’ll keep making shirts, hats, and stickers that let you embrace the chaos with a smile.
Our Founders
Unlike the geniuses at NASA, our founders have zero background in astrophysics but a PhD in sarcasm and panic-buying.
When the news broke about Asteroid 2032, they did what any rational person would do: started a business instead of building a bunker.
Now, thanks to an obsession with dark humor and a total lack of life-saving skills, we bring you the finest in end-of-the-world fashion.