Asteroid 2032 Astronaut T-Shirt
- S - ¥3,700
- M - ¥3,700
- L - ¥3,700
- XL - ¥3,700
- 2XL - ¥4,400
- 3XL - ¥5,300
- 4XL - ¥6,000
- 5XL - ¥6,800
PRODUCT DETAILS
✅ Moisture-Wicking Fabric - Because panicking in space can get sweaty.
✅ 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend - Soft enough to comfort you through existential dread.
✅ Modern Classic Fit - Just the right amount of roomy, whether you’re running for your life or embracing sweet, sweet acceptance.
✅ Tear-Away Label - Zero chafing, zero regrets.
✅ Durable Stitching - Will outlast humanity.
Wear it to your 2032 Doomsday Party, to work (if you still bother showing up), or while drafting your "I told you so" emails. Supplies are limited - unlike the asteroid’s commitment to ruining our day.
?? Get yours before we all go extinct!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38-41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4-94 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5-104.1 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7-114.3 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127-134.6 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2-144.8 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3-155 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 157.5-165 | 64.3 |
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3–7 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
- USA: 3–4 business days
- Europe: 6–8 business days
- Australia: 2–14 business days
- Japan: 4–8 business days
- International: 10–20 business days
Where will my order ship from?
We work with an on-demand order fulfillment company with facilities worldwide!
Will I be charged customs for my order?
An additional customs and tax fee can occur on international orders. This fee is not in our control and is assessed by your local customs office. Customs policies vary widely for every country so please check with your local customs office directly to see if they apply duties and taxes to your purchases.
My order should be here by now, but I still don't have it. What should I do?
Before getting in touch with us, please help us out by doing the following:
- Check your shipping confirmation email for any mistakes in the delivery address
- Ask your local post office if they have your package
- Stop by your neighbors in case the courier left the package with them. If the shipping address was correct, and the package wasn't left at the post office or at your neighbor’s, get in touch with us at info@2032asteroid.com with your order number.
If you did find a mistake in your delivery address, we can send you a replacement order, but shipping will be at your own cost.
Returns
What’s your return policy?
We don’t offer returns and exchanges, but if there’s something wrong with your order, please let us know by contacting us at info@2032asteroid.com.
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are only offered to customers that receive the wrong items or damaged items. If any of these apply, please contact us at info@2032asteroid.com with photos of wrong/damaged items and we’ll sort that out for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If you’re unsure which size would fit better, check out our sizing charts—we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section. Though rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabelled. If that’s the case, please let us know at info@2032asteroid.com within a week after receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and we’ll send you a new one, or issue a refund!