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🚀 NASA: 'WE TOTALLY GOT THIS' (NERVOUS SWEATING)
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💥 SCIENTISTS: IMPACT 'UNLIKELY' – SURE, OK
🎯 CHINA ASSEMBLES PLANETARY DEFENSE TEAM
🔭 SCIENTISTS: 'IT MIGHT MISS… MAYBE'
🛸 ALIENS BETTING ON EARTH'S SURVIVAL - ODDS ARE BAD
😂 INTERNET REACTS TO ASTEROID: MEMES INTENSIFY
🚀 NASA: 'WE TOTALLY GOT THIS' (NERVOUS SWEATING)
🛍️ GET YOUR ASTEROID 2032 MERCH HERE!
☄️ EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE 2032 ASTEROID
💥 SCIENTISTS: IMPACT 'UNLIKELY' – SURE, OK
🎯 CHINA ASSEMBLES PLANETARY DEFENSE TEAM
🔭 SCIENTISTS: 'IT MIGHT MISS… MAYBE'
🛸 ALIENS BETTING ON EARTH'S SURVIVAL - ODDS ARE BAD
😂 INTERNET REACTS TO ASTEROID: MEMES INTENSIFY

LATEST NEWS

🚀 2032 Asteroid Update: Wow, What a Letdown
Welp, folks, it’s over. The cosmic drama. The doomsday hype. The one exciting excuse we had to ig...
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Asteroid Questions Own Existence - Odds Now at 0.27%
In today’s episode of NASA’s Wild Guessing Game, the 2032 asteroid has once again changed its min...
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The 2032 Asteroid Ping-Pong Championship: Earth vs. Space
Well, folks, the universe is at it again. Overnight, the odds of the 2032 asteroid smacking into ...
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Asteroid 2024 YR4: Now With 3.1% More Apocalypse!
Great news, everyone! NASA has once again crunched the numbers, and the chance of asteroid 2024 Y...
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BREAKING: Scientists Release "Risk Corridor" Video for 2032 Asteroid
Great news, everyone! The experts have graced us with a brand-new "risk corridor" video for the 2...
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NASA Ups the Odds: Asteroid 2032 Now 2.6% More Likely to Wreck Your Weekend Plans
Great news, everyone! NASA has crunched the numbers and, as of February 18th, the chances of aste...
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Breaking News: The Moon Might Take One for the Team
Forget the doomsday asteroid headed for Earth—there’s a small but real chance this space rock mig...
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NASA Reveals Which Countries Might Win the 2032 Asteroid Lottery
Good news, everyone! We might have seven years left before space throws a rock at us. NASA has co...
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Everything You Ever Needed to Know About the 2032 Asteroid
So, there's this asteroid. And in classic space-rock fashion, it's decided to take a questionable...
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China Assembles Planetary Defense Team – Because Space Rocks Don’t Care About Borders
China is officially getting in on the “let’s not get hit by an asteroid” game. With asteroid 2024...
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Asteroids vs. Humanity: A History of Near Misses and Close Calls
Humanity has spent millennia worrying about all sorts of existential threats - plagues, world war...
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NASA Calls in the Big Guns: The James Webb Telescope is Now on Asteroid Watch
Because nothing says "We take this seriously" like bringing in the most powerful space telescope ...
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2032 ASTEROID MERCH

Buy a shirt, grab a tote, score some stickers, and remember - if all else fails, at least you’ll go out looking amazing. 🚀💥

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Asteroid 2032 Astronaut T-Shirt
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The Universe’s Ultimate Final Prank - Crew Neck Sweatshirt
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2032 Asteroid Embroidered Snapback – The Calm Before the Impact
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Asteroid Hitchhiker's Coffee Mug – 2032 Edition
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The 2032 Survival Fanny Pack
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'EMBROIDEROID' Under Armour® Men's Polo
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The Universe’s Ultimate Final Prank - Dark Hoodie
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"Eco-Friendly... Until 2032" Organic Tote Bag
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"Morning Brew… Until 2032" Black Coffee Mug
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The Universe’s Ultimate Final Prank - Dark Edition
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The Universe’s Ultimate Final Prank - Light Edition T-shirt
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Asteroid Hitchhiker's Guide to Earth T-Shirt – 2032 Edition
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YOLO… Until 2032 T-Shirt
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Coming Soon 2032 Asteroid T-Shirt
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Deep Space Defense 2032 (DSD) Official Mission Tee
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Stick Around (While You Can) Sticker
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IMPACT PROBABILITY CHART

Feast your eyes on this ever-shifting doomsday chart, courtesy of astronomers who keep tweaking the numbers like it’s some cosmic lottery we never signed up for.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL 'F.A.A.R.K'?

Whether you're prepping for the end of the world or just wondering if we’re all doomed, we’ve got answers - FAARK! Frequently Asked Asteroid-Related Knowledge.

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2032 DOOMSDAY PLAYLIST

The final volume - because there won’t be a 2033. From apocalyptic anthems to ironic bangers, this playlist has everything you need to vibe, panic, or party before impact.

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